Universe369 Joan Jett
Joan’s Thinking:  When I said “Get the fuck off my face”, what were YOU thinking?

Joan’s Thinking: When I said “Get the fuck off my face”, what were YOU thinking?

It’s all about the pussy. Pussy rules. Pussy rules if you love women, it rules if you hate women. It rules, it’s just constantly in the mind of everyone. Whether it’s women who want to feel desirable or feel a lack of desire because they’re getting old, or they think it means they can’t be desirable because they’ve hit a certain number—I just don’t think about it, you know? I just go out and rock, and don’t think about it. But yeah, it can piss me off, piss me off greatly. I guess I’m lucky because I still look okay, so people aren’t really hassling me about being too old yet, but—”

Joan Jett
— Joan Jett
Joan’s Thinking:  You do not get to breathe on me unless we’re in love and we’re not.

Joan’s Thinking: You do not get to breathe on me unless we’re in love and we’re not.

Cher’s Thinking:  Hey Joan, it’s my birthday and here’s to birthdays…

Cher’s Thinking: Hey Joan, it’s my birthday and here’s to birthdays…

Joan’s Thinking:  Did you hear that the makers of cell phone batteries are going into the vibrator business, because Fuck…

Joan’s Thinking: Did you hear that the makers of cell phone batteries are going into the vibrator business, because Fuck…

Joan’s Thinking:  Sexual tension is one of the most fun things in the world to play with.

Joan’s Thinking: Sexual tension is one of the most fun things in the world to play with.

Joan’s Thinking:  This is EXACTLY what I meant when I said I like to blow Bubbles.  Geez…

Joan’s Thinking: This is EXACTLY what I meant when I said I like to blow Bubbles. Geez…

Joan’s Thinking:  If a chick tells you not to worry about it, you better fucking worry about it!

Joan’s Thinking: If a chick tells you not to worry about it, you better fucking worry about it!

Joan’s Thinking:  “Insert choking sound here”

Joan’s Thinking: “Insert choking sound here”

Joan’s Thinking:  Meet Janis…

Joan’s Thinking: Meet Janis…

Joan’s Thinking: My shortest Jetthead…